Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

queef

when a female audibly flatulates out of her pussy.

i think i just queefed..

by amysworld May 13, 2021

steamy queef

A moist expulsion of air from the vagina, best seen on colder days.

"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."

by Pyramiddude87 March 18, 2014

Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired”

by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018

queef

a word my brother likes to say..

"oh frick! i just queefed!!"

"guyyyyyysss you made me queef!!"

by sticky_ickey_47 July 31, 2019

Lil queef

The best most queefiest rapper on the planet, slogan: just queef it out baby.

Person 1: hey have you heard of lil queef

Person 2: yeah he’s the queefiest

by Spac3_Venu5 February 17, 2024

John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus

Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin

by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024