dicky tongue

A guy who does yoga so he can give himself a blowjob.

That Mark goes to yoga every single day, what a dicky tongue!

by Speedy Hobbit November 18, 2016

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Tonguing the peach

Oral sex of sorts where the pubic hair is licked as opposed to the clitoris. Amateur mistake.

He tried to go down on me. But, he was a virgin. So , He just ended up tonguing the peach. Worst oral ever!!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014

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The most wonderful Turkish man who has the heart of a lion and the smile of an angel. His passion for biology is only topped by his intense love for Turkish kebab. He has grown a magnificent stomach to prevent blowing away in the wind.

I want my kids to grow up to be like Tongu

by tonguthegoat September 18, 2023

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Tongue Stamp

The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.

I’d like to leave a tongue stamp on her.

How many tongue stamps does this girl have?

by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019

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shovel tongue

When you're giving cunilingous and lick from bootie up too the CLIT (while tonuge is in shovel shape) "creator of the term "shovel tongue" Will

"They don't call me shovel tongue for nothing"

by Alexander Payne July 22, 2017

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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023

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