When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)
" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."
by Big Louie FatFingers Ham Hands March 15, 2014
Get the chow tonguemug. The act of sending a video of zooming in on ones own eye then flashing their tongue in a licking motion thereafter, on any social media platform.
by eyetongue July 17, 2016
Get the eye tonguemug. When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.
by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022
Get the Yoshi Tonguemug. by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
Get the fortune cookie tonguemug. The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.
by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019
Get the Tongue Stampmug. damn, my girl really gave me the
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last night!
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
Get the double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000mug. When you're giving cunilingous and lick from bootie up too the CLIT (while tonuge is in shovel shape) "creator of the term "shovel tongue" Will
by Alexander Payne July 22, 2017
Get the shovel tonguemug.