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chow tongue

When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)
" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."
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eye tongue

The act of sending a video of zooming in on ones own eye then flashing their tongue in a licking motion thereafter, on any social media platform.
Oh em gee, I am like so gonna eye tongue him on Snapchat!
by eyetongue July 17, 2016
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Yoshi Tongue

When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.
Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”

Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”
by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022
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fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp
shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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Tongue Stamp

The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.
I’d like to leave a tongue stamp on her.

How many tongue stamps does this girl have?
by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019
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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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shovel tongue

When you're giving cunilingous and lick from bootie up too the CLIT (while tonuge is in shovel shape) "creator of the term "shovel tongue" Will
"They don't call me shovel tongue for nothing"
by Alexander Payne July 22, 2017
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