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Squirrel Face

A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows
Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..
by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018
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Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 29, 2007
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Hammy The Squirrel

Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.

Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
Guy: My uncle loves participating in a Hammy The Squirrel!
You: Oh, cool
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
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squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.
Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.
by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011
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Squirrel

The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!
Person: Y u so mad

Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.
by WholesomeFUCKINchaos June 2, 2020
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squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.
by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016
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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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