California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

by Steve mast November 22, 2024

Prime minister of California

the priem minister orf california

The Prime minister of California smells like no

by soupcan1221 July 31, 2022

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 09, 2025

California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

by dontsmellmyfinger January 02, 2019

california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.

Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.

by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017

California Pinstripe

Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.

Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"

by GreenTsunami July 26, 2021

California snowball

A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.

Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.

by The Almighty Dr. Goose January 31, 2021