The act of pulling the snorkel face mask away from the face of another person and letting it snap right back into their face.
by snorkelsnapking September 23, 2009
Get the Snorkel snappedmug. by A very clever Jude January 12, 2015
Get the Snapmug. by I am cum May 11, 2022
Get the The snap finishermug. Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. A back-handed compliment
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
Get the Cold Snapmug. To fuck so hard you snap the other person and break them real good, then you rape them against their will and enjoy every second of their screams and tears of agony and pain!
by Bad C dev November 14, 2024
Get the fuck snapmug. A thread of snapchats of the ceiling with no words. That serve no purpose other than to send pictures
by Coolestkidimawesome May 27, 2022
Get the Pointless snapmug.