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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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Good morning

A good morning, a greeting used by people before midday.
Person 1: Good morning
Person 2: Good morning
by ilikeMac-N-cheese November 5, 2020
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morning

Period between 06:00 until 11:59.
Morning.
by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
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Hood morning

A friendly way of saying good morning from your friendly neighborhood hood rat
by Issa bootyhoe March 28, 2021
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Built like morning breath

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by 111211113455 April 25, 2025
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Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.
by Palomino1 October 2, 2020
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Morning tea

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019
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