Celebrate Morning Mass 

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

Celebrate Morning Mass by bearbax May 29, 2009

Monday Morning Hangover

When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"

I'm not going to make it to work, I have a Monday Morning Hangover.

Monday Morning Hangover by blah7890 September 27, 2010

Good Morning Guy 

The guy at a who when ever your with them at night and it hits 12 am says good morning to everyone thinking he is extremely clever

Kanye West was at the club and once it hit 12 am he yelled out Good Morning! Everyone hated him even more for being the good morning guy.

Good Morning Guy by oshackhennessy December 29, 2013

Spicy morning glory 

Spicy morning glory, describes the surprising immolation effects on a penis, owing to morning bareback anal, following a clandestine evening trip for suicide wings by the receiver.

I wish my partner had told me about their fucking trip to Wild Wings last night. Instead of our usual wake up ass violation, I got a non consensual dose of spicy morning glory.

Spicy morning glory by ODBacchus May 19, 2018

good morning god bless 

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).

Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"

good morning god bless by KobraKai02 May 22, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

Good Morning and God Bless by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

Good Morning 

Lets have eggs and Bacon.

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤

Good Morning by Krkič April 22, 2019