Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...

Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)

by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024

Jacob

A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.

Jacob is a nig...

by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024

jacob

the coolest guy ever

man “who was that guy from last night? he was mad cool.”
me “oh yeah that was jacob.”

by meowsquared2 May 12, 2024

Jacob

His sexuality remains elusive, some argue for him being straight, most think he is gay without any reason. He has also been accused of being a nazi

Person 1: did you hear that Jacob is gay & a nazi
Person 2: no

by Goblin_gaming May 18, 2024

Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024

Jacob

A masculine name derived from the Hebrew name "Ya'aqov", meaning "supplanter" which is most interpreted as one who seizes, circumvents, or upsurps.

Jacob.

by anonymous March 4, 2024

Jacob

A FAT LITTLE WANKER

Oh his name is jacob! Hes most definitely a dickhead

by B1ggeztHayter March 9, 2024