A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Get the Thing That One Findsmug. A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
Get the The Simple Thingsmug. PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!
palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!
by meowbark13 June 4, 2023
Get the palmer the thingmug. Heyyy! Why did you search "Stranger things?"
A: Because I love stranger things
B: I hate Stranger things
C: Idk randomly.
(Now go read the letter you picked)
A: OMG MER TOO!! It's the best thing ever!!!! If you are between the age of 11-15 and you wanna be in a stranger things fan group chat add me on Snapchat "Stella_Xnoudobalas" and I will add you back and we wil make a group chat.
B: I never wanna speak to you again.
C: You sould totally watch it!! It's a series on Netflix and it's SO PERFECT!!!
A: Because I love stranger things
B: I hate Stranger things
C: Idk randomly.
(Now go read the letter you picked)
A: OMG MER TOO!! It's the best thing ever!!!! If you are between the age of 11-15 and you wanna be in a stranger things fan group chat add me on Snapchat "Stella_Xnoudobalas" and I will add you back and we wil make a group chat.
B: I never wanna speak to you again.
C: You sould totally watch it!! It's a series on Netflix and it's SO PERFECT!!!
by Stella*ੈ✩‧₊˚ January 13, 2025
Get the Stranger thingsmug. The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.
by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024
Get the Balloon Thingmug. The act of asking about naming a good thing about a beta, usually with a response similar to " I-I-I-I-Can't!"
by skibidirizzlersigma October 10, 2024
Get the name one good thing bout todorakismug. by RusPix May 31, 2018
Get the church thingmug.