An internet wuss is someone who can be a complete asshole on the internet and say shit about everything but in real life is a fucking kiss-ass nice guy. For example if its your boyfriend, online he could be like "Youre such an uncaring selfish bitch! Stop talking so much!" Then in real life turn around and softly set his hand on your shoulder. "Darling, shh... concider everyone else's feelings"
These people are everywhere.
These people are everywhere.
Oh get the fuck away from me, Tom. I dont want any of your internet wuss bullshit.
Stop hiding behind your computer screen and fight me for real you damn rpging internet wuss*.
Stop hiding behind your computer screen and fight me for real you damn rpging internet wuss*.
by Lilllith December 28, 2005
Get the internet wuss*mug. trying to figure out what this means exactly - maybe urban dictionary can help?! Recently Kimberly Latrice Jones posted something on IG, and one commenter responded with a laughing-crying emoji and the comment ‘Not on Beyoncé’s Internet!’ There are some examples of use online but no clear definition.
by witawital November 6, 2021
Get the Not on Beyoncé’s Internetmug. Usually a "scenester"
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
by the honest truth August 7, 2005
Get the internet whoremug. Bob: Let's go on the Internet
Steve: The Rule of the Internet: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!
Steve: The Rule of the Internet: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!
by Noitsnot December 18, 2008
Get the The Rule of the Internetmug. An odd phenonmenon wherein people who have invested a significant portion of their life to the internet shrug off anything because the internet is a magical fairy land where you can be a complete fucking douche to even the people you know because "it's just the internet"
You spend tweleve hours a day on the internet, but the second someone disagrees with you, it's "lol internet"?
by Jaiess September 22, 2008
Get the lol internetmug. The comeback inevitably used by the loser of a flame war. Usually accompanied by an image of someone running at the Special Olympics(with optional G.W Bush head pasted on) and the text: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Flame winner: "Your argument therefore rendered invalid by the fact that...."
Flame loser: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Rest of the board: "Lamer."
Flame loser: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Rest of the board: "Lamer."
by ridebmxnz May 1, 2006
Get the arguing on the internetmug. 1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.
2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*
2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*
2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
by Teflon55 May 19, 2009
Get the Internet Douchbaguettemug.