Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.
I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.
We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!
Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?
We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!
Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?
by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023
Get the Copper Goblinmug. A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees
by BigManBeef March 23, 2021
Get the Scooter Goblinmug. Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
Get the Oil goblinmug. by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
Get the Silly little goblinmug. Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release. Lil Vending Machine, stated "I'm hungry" while at a Target and talking to a Pikachu plushie while high in the electronics section. The displacement of the release of the undesired album made McChicken Jr. mother, Donald, quite sad because it offputs her sons moving out date once again. She said in an interview with a plastic 5 below microphone, "Why won't he leave me alone" and instantaneously started sobbing on my new shoes.
by Agobafule December 3, 2024
Get the Goblin Gangmug. by beddsy January 31, 2021
Get the cock goblinsmug. Not only the biggest GOAT of all of the supervillains, but one individual who definitely deserves a spot in the hall of fame.
"Did you watch the new movie, Spiderman: No Way Home?
"Yeah dude it was sick"
"Who killed aunt may again?"
"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"
"Yeah dude it was sick"
"Who killed aunt may again?"
"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"
by protein bor August 9, 2022
Get the Green Goblinmug.