I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.
by sparkle horse January 10, 2018
The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
by jacko_baby July 20, 2019
by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 18, 2017
"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"
by Zanda Panda August 28, 2008
When you get glitched crown and r-key in the same run and dilute any pool of items, leading to breakfast being the only item to acquire from any pedestal. it kinda sad
Nerdy gamer: I had this sick run in the Binding of Isaac: Repentance, but than It started breakfasting and didn't get to see anymore synergies.
Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about
Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about
by Johnny sons October 03, 2023
by nostd3 March 06, 2023
It is a breakfast in which you call your girlfriend in the morning and have a threesome with her and your wife. They both lay on top of each other and then you fuck their ass holes turn be turn until they fill a jar with their cum. Then one sucks your dick and the other licks your ass. then you shove eggs in their ass and then do bdsm on them. You spank their boobs and ass. you put a dildo in them
by killyourmomandspankher October 14, 2021