fairg 

A combination of a "fairy" and a "fag." The term is not as ubiquitous, and therefore not considered to be as offensive, as either root term, but is mostly usable as a substitute for either in its own connotations.

Beastor-X: What's with you wearing that wig all the time, are you some kind of fairg?

Switchblade: Uhh, shut up dude, you're the fairg!

fairg by Pete Calleri September 24, 2007

fairbanks good 

A disappointing event made less disappointing by comparing it to the alternatives available in Fairbanks, Alaska. Or, an event in Fairbanks, Alaska that would be disappointing in a larger city.

The concert wasn't that great, but there wasn't anything else going on, so it was Fairbanks good.

fairbanks good by Alexander Haig July 7, 2008

tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir 

The less Agularian form of Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.
Translates to: You will want to make love with me tonight.

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Panties: *drop*

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Parisian panties: *drop*

tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir by Jusical Musical May 22, 2014

Fair Weather-Friend

Someone who you thought was a good friend but they only show up when the circumstances are in their favor.

At first I thought Matt was a good friend because he would always hang out. Turns out he was just a fair weather-friend. Boy it is mighty cloudy today.

Fair Weather-Friend by dnicker October 1, 2014

life's not fair 

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.

Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.

life's not fair by XeL March 12, 2007

fair doos 

Means the same thing as "fair enough". Shows that you think something is acceptable, or that you don't care and just want to end the discussion.

Bob: No what I meant was that I think your mum is a nice person.
Jim: Oh right. Fair doos!

fair doos by Son of JAR July 30, 2004

Fair dig 

A term from Belfast N.Ireland meaning two people having a fair fight to settle there differences. No weapons of any kind and no other friends get involved, just two people settling their differences like men then shaking hands and showing respect for each other. After a dispute is settled they may even have a couple of beers together.

Paddy- "Stevie Quinn and Crazy Joe are going to go outside and work out their differences"

Cormac- "Is it a going to be a fair dig"?

Paddy- "Yes, most likely it wont last long as Stevie is a real hard bastard"

Cormac- "Aye its a pity kids these days need to carry weapons and have friends help when they get in fights"

Fair dig by Red Devil77 June 19, 2011