Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel

Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY

by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016

Wet cookie

The literal English translation of Limb Bizkit.

“Last night my friends and I set a Guinness world record while listening to ‘Nookie’ by Wet Cookie”

"La nuit dernière mes amis et moi avons établi un record du monde Guinness en écoutant 'Nookie' par Wet Cookie"

by Jordanmill_ January 17, 2018

lady cookies

Lady Cookies are the private parts of a woman.

"Take a taste of my Lady Cookies"

by RainyXO December 28, 2016

Heavenly cookie

A vagina Filled with Semen in reference to the Heavenly cookies made at Hersburgers bakery in Sugercreek Ohio which is two cookies with cream filling in between.

I came i that girl so hard that her pussy looked like a heavenly cookie.

by armyone17 October 20, 2012

cookie gangsta

A cookie gangsta is the opposite of a gansta cookie.......a cookie gansta is someone that acts all soft and enjoyable but in reality first time someone steps over the line they'll knock you straight out and be straight gansta on ya

A really friendly Bouncer
The quit guy in the corner
a grandma from the hood
A bro you better watch out for him his a cookie gangsta

by therootofallevil July 23, 2012

Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.

Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"

by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012

Motivation Cookie

A cookie that is consumed prior to or during a certain task or activity that requires one's full attention.

It is four in the morning on a Wednesday and I have a paper due in just a few short hours, so I buckled down and munched a Motivation Cookie so I could win at paper writing.

by Ninth Floor Writers March 15, 2011