the perfect boyfriend

the perfect boyfriend has many traits that make him eligible for this category here are some!

-good sense of humor (dark sense of humor preferably)
-lots in common with yourself
-alive
-soft lips
-warm arms

so in conclusion, the perfect boyfriend can be yours he could be someone else's but the most perfect boyfriend I've ever seen is mine.
if he's reading this, hi Allie!
xoxo- sinful (my name)

"oh he's the perfect boyfriend!"

is he sinful's boyfriend?
"no"
then he isn't the perfect boyfriend

by chipoltly June 22, 2019

Y-Boyfriend

This is the person with whom you reunited, for whatever reason, after previously ending a relationship. He/She was your ex-boy/girlfriend and now is your y-boy/girlfriend. The term was created to facilitate communication. The homonym was appropriate for the reasons everyone asks.

“My y-boyfriend and I are going to his cousin’s wedding.” The listener can understand how that experience may be different than if you were a new, current, or just a friendly date. In general, the listener understands that you have had a relationship with this person, parted with them, grown, and reunited after working out your problems….or not, so some say, “Why?”

by LaJeSchu May 26, 2013

fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

by honoura November 22, 2013

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014

corn boyfriend

When you put corn on your shaft as a makeshift condom. Most commonly seen in Nebraska.

"I can't find any condoms so I'll use my corn boyfriend"

by Claude Ballzz March 18, 2014

bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.

I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.

by GraceANDahalf April 7, 2014

Co-boyfriend

When a girl's boyfriend is emotionally distant/abusive, and she doesn't want to just end the relationship, she may seek the comfort of a co-boyfriend. The co-boyfriend hears her complaints, and this allows the broken relationship to continue on a bit longer.

Trina's boyfriend doesn't listen to her problems, so she talks to her co-boyfriend Jack about how shitty her boyfriend is instead of just DTMFA (dumping the motherfucker already).

by Jack-o-slantern May 19, 2014