July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021

August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019

4th August

Kiss your ex and ur best friend day. Have fun

Zoe: hey bestie
Lilly: hey
Zoe: it's kiss your ex and ur best friend day... 4th August

Lilly: so we have to kiss and then kiss ex
Zoe: ye
Lilly: ok

by Balls in ma jaws August 2, 2022

August 4th

Why's my crush not answering me back day...

Its August 4th, I've waited long enough, you better call me back today or else dammit! Just kidding, not really! i need my BFF bad!

by danidtrouble August 4, 2022

august

the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶

me: hi august! :D
her: hi darling :)
me: i love you so much 🥰
her: i love you more 😘

by astro <3 February 15, 2023

August

A red haired small person who is trying to fit in and always fails. A very white person with a small penis and a very disgusting look. He smells bad and he is often a nerd. His breath is contagious!! Not the guy you want in your bed because he gets tired after 2 minutes.

This person is a typical august.

by Coolguy71725 December 12, 2016

Viljar august Nygaard

Viljar Nygaard is a definisjon og a greek god. Viljar is also a guy who can do every thing of a sport when he touches it.
Viljar nygaard is person who people think is a weird little gnome that loves the word ni**er, because he thinks all of those should leave Norway forever. And he’s also a little bit gay.

Are you a Viljar august nygaard?
You look like a Viljar august nygaard

by Viljar august nygård December 7, 2022