August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019

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Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

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August 18th, 1985

WARNING, REACTOR EXPLOSION IMMINENT...

"Reactor core startup initiated. All personnel please evacuate the core chamber at this time."

"DATE: August 18th, 1985. 18/08/85."

by asriel-ussy November 19, 2023

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9.th of August

The Norwegian National day to get as drunk as possible, based on last year`s event in norway where close to 100 people met up on an island and got as drunk as possible

Do you look forward for 9.th of August?
"Yes i,m always looking forward to get as hammered as possible"

by jonski3637 April 25, 2022

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national fingering video day August 3rd

National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.

person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!

national fingering video day August 3rd

by crippledcuzz August 1, 2022

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