August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023

August 15th

The worst day of the year as it is S*****'s birthday. Nobody likes her and she's a rat.

"We hate August 15th."

by marr30000 August 8, 2022

August 31, 2004

People born on this day are of a quiet personality known dark masculinity. Most are known to have almond shaped eyes. They have an attractive appearance that attracts many females. They are great at sex. They are funny and that's another thing that females like about them. Sigma males are born on this day. The zodiac sign of people born on that day is Virgo.

August 31, 2004 is the day where many attractive people were born.

by Guccibeltnigga782 August 25, 2023

August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

August 12th

National short friend revenge day. Short people unite and let's beat up the tall ones 😈

"YO I'm gonna beat you up"
"WHY?!"
"cause it's august 12th 😎"

by iwilleatyourgrandma August 1, 2025

August 8th

Slap your sister day

Oh it's August 8th I will slap my sister and won't get any trouble

by Prins Bisschopsingel August 8, 2021

July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021