Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009

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Free Bagging

Bra less

I came home and my girl was free bagging. Titties were just chillin'

by Leo Leon February 13, 2015

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Flame Free

Not smoking any kind of drug (note: this does not include drugs that do not have to be lit).

1: You wanna hit from this shit?
2: Nah, I'm Flame Free, but I want some gin.

by xlae-x March 26, 2003

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free-hiking

hiking nude

It's a nice day, let's go free-hiking!

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Free Lippin'

When a girl/women has no clean underwear and must resort to going without. Female version of Free Ballin'.

"I thought I had clean underwear, but I didn't. So I'm free lippin' it."

by UltimateAgentA July 8, 2012

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freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

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