When having sex with an ovulating woman, pull your bloody dick out of her snatch and smack her between the eyes, leaving behind a red blotch like a Hindu.
by Rickdawg21 July 31, 2014
Get the Bloody Hindumug. Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.
Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.
by Mitchell Bloody Coles January 12, 2024
Get the Bloody beaurocratmug. by Deiongang January 16, 2018
Get the bloody panthermug. by Tacoman429YT September 27, 2018
Get the Bloody Marymug. When a girl is on her period and you have sex anyways, making her orgasim so her vagina is a bloody valcano.
by Madi_jackal April 26, 2016
Get the bloody valcanomug. A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Failurebitch November 29, 2022
Get the Bloody Stupid Hatmug. A lady running to the bathroom (in the middle of the night) with blood all over her hands after masturbating on her period.
by '&(?>" June 18, 2018
Get the Bloody Marymug.