by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025
Get the .9.La Ezcritura De La Girazol Ez Junio En Nueva York.9. mug.Verb: to be 'yorked'
To be absolutely mentally bamboozled and destroyed all while being emotionally and spiritually annihilated.
Have you been 'yorked'?
This term represents anyone who has put in a substantial amount of effort into something, or has a certain expectation of a way that things are supposed to go based on instructions or previous experience BUT was completely and utterly let down to an unimaginable degree.
To be absolutely mentally bamboozled and destroyed all while being emotionally and spiritually annihilated.
Have you been 'yorked'?
This term represents anyone who has put in a substantial amount of effort into something, or has a certain expectation of a way that things are supposed to go based on instructions or previous experience BUT was completely and utterly let down to an unimaginable degree.
Friend 1: My course just got removed from the dashboard right before my 40% final. Admin isn't responding to emails.
Friend 2: What are you even paying tuition for?
Friend 1: I honestly don't know. I've just been yorked so hard.
Friend 2: What are you even paying tuition for?
Friend 1: I honestly don't know. I've just been yorked so hard.
by dinosaursarejellyfish February 7, 2021
Get the Yorked mug.The process in which a person murders a rival by slicing his or her (or their, lets be politically correct, here) throat with an incredibly stale and sharpened slice of New York pizza.
by The Real Fart Monger April 6, 2022
Get the New York Slice & Dice mug.Its time to york myself this is the end.
by Yorkendoodle December 10, 2019
Get the York mug.You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!
You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
by NWS4VR August 17, 2024
Get the King Of New York mug.Anyone with this first and last name is a total Chad. They get Hella bitches and will probably sleep with your mom so watch out. Also roots for the shittiest sports teams for some reason and is obsessed with their fantasy team. You will often find this person somewhere watching the Polar Express.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Cole York mug.A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025
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