wells

wells - noun
A place of torment. Being in there feels like you're stuck at the bottom of a deep well, crying for help.

I never want to go there again. It was an absolute wells.

by stacked_pancakes March 30, 2021

Welly Well Well

When someone is being sarcastic while pretending to welcome you.

"Welly well well, look who's back!"

by XeroineTheHeroin June 19, 2023

well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied

That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.

by Citybench February 15, 2014

Riley Wells

A man who exudes big dick energy. He has the confidence to pull off almost any outfit and many wonder if he is gay. In truth he could pull all the girls but chooses not to. He has a fantastic sense of style and used to be obsessed with the military as a kid. He is a nerf gun nut as well as a constant obsession of boxing his friend gus. Lastly while having a big dick he also knows how to use it, wielding it with the power of an elder dick Jedi. Many are jealous but Riley defeats them all with his gigantic cock. Overall he had a big dick and is sexier then most.

Person 1-Did you see riley wells
Person 2-Of course how could I miss that dick

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.

“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”

by Aros22 April 15, 2022

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

acch well

sed regularly in all parts of scotland, and occasionally in england (although not many english ppl can say the cchhh part of acch--- also sed in the steriotypical scots word occh nooo jim---- but i have never heard that used in normal everyday terms)

"ur going 2 spew in 20 mins"
"acch well at least i can watch the rest of balamory!"

by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004