Miss Van-Zanten

A dumb as teacher who shouldn't teach because she fucking sucks a teaching.

Miss Van-Zanten

by Syuzu September 13, 2019

Van Stuck

Le fait d'être bloqué a un certains rang ou palier dans un jeu compétitif et / ou dans sa vie professionnel ou sentimental.
Peu être dit de Van Stuck toutes personne dont l'ambition et le travaille acharnée se solde par un échec.

Tu t'es fais bannir ton compte lol ? t'es vraiment Van Stuck.
tes parents ne veulent pas que tu es une voiture? vraiment pas de chance t'es vraiment un Van Stuck

by Sardoche Fan boy June 06, 2020

Weirdo Van Beardo

Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck

“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”

by DarthStellar September 03, 2022

Ecstatic Consent Van

Alternative to rape van.

I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.

by James Jessenfedden May 17, 2022

Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.

Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then

by Tom28281 May 02, 2023

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 18, 2021

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 24, 2024