Van Nisterism

Like racism however towards the goat van nistelrooy

“What did you do with your prime van nistelrooy”
“I put him into an sbc”
“Thats van nisterism”

by Wild Warren April 7, 2022

Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019

Van high school

The place where red necks run wild getting there cousin pregnant, white kids wish they were from the hood and where the football team hangs black people and the bathrooms smell like juul mango pods and long cut grizzly

Bro you know billy yea he went to van and got mouth cancer from dipping and van high school

by Handlemegood November 29, 2018

Dance on Vans

Vans is a famous shoes brand because of its simple design. You can draw on them, beat them, and they are still there, they might make you look better. Dance on Vans means, you gotta be yourself, do not show off anything. It also means creating art

Ex: Do not show off dude. Dance on Vans
Ex
A: Idk how to mix these colours to look good
B: Just relax and Dance on Vans I know you can do it

by Yung LaFlame September 23, 2019

Van

A tall skinny blond kid who drinks Mayo and deals gum at high prices to sleep deprived teenagers

Where’d you get that gum?
I got it from a Van.

by Darkly and Lightly November 23, 2021

mauro van laere

a n intergalactical being, he is super smart en has the hoogste punten van de klas, he climbs rocks, plays chess, does some other nerdy things and refuses to shave his snor, so i wil give him a scheermes voor his verjaardag.

-you: hey look its mauro van laere
-Mauro van Laere: snor

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm January 12, 2024

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023