Bryant University is small business school in Rhode Island. Students here try to tell themselves that they chose Bryant because of the friendly atmosphere and competitve athletics, but really they know that they ended up there because they couldn't get into Bentley College, the real business school which is located an hour north. Bryant students try to support their teams against their "rival" Bentley college, yet, when they are leaving the game, once again defeated, they think to themselves, "I wish I wasn't such a fucking retard and got into that school."
"Hey Joe! where are you ending up next fall?"
"I'll be studying business at Bryant University!"
"Ohh...you must be retarded. Speaking with retards is against my religion. Try to not be such a retard this year and maybe Bentley will feel bad and let you transfer in!!"
"I'll be studying business at Bryant University!"
"Ohh...you must be retarded. Speaking with retards is against my religion. Try to not be such a retard this year and maybe Bentley will feel bad and let you transfer in!!"
by Jakeypoo December 03, 2007
Ivy League school located in New York City.
Loves: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, illegal aliens, communism
Hates: Minutemen, ROTC, US military personnel
Loves: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, illegal aliens, communism
Hates: Minutemen, ROTC, US military personnel
by Wisdom! October 19, 2007
home of rizzos and wanna be black kids, that were glasses all day long and work at burger king on the weekends
by huskyspartan24 September 24, 2011
Abbreviated F.U. Located in the upper peninsula of michigan near michigan tech. Ghetto as fuck, dumb as fuck, and usually where the men from tech go to find pussy. Also known as a brothal.
Guy 1: We hangin at Finlandia University this weekend?
Guy 2: Of course! It's a sausage fest here at michigan tech and i need to get laid.
Guy 2: Of course! It's a sausage fest here at michigan tech and i need to get laid.
by greedygreens February 11, 2010
A public university in Athens, Ohio, OU is a huge party school where the only things to do are party or study because, again, it's in Athens, Ohio. Unfortunately for its reputation, most people choose the former if given a choice. Although obviously not true of absolutely every student, the majority of its students are only there because they couldn't get into the academically superior Ohio State University or Miami University.
Why did Ohio University have to cancel its reenactment of the story of Christmas? It couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
by iLikeSoup May 08, 2010
1. where jews go
2. where jews go
3. An institute of higher learning where adolescents of the Jewish faith choose to pursue their education.
2. where jews go
3. An institute of higher learning where adolescents of the Jewish faith choose to pursue their education.
by ooo yeaaahhhhhh December 15, 2009
The shittiest excuse for a school ever created. The only people who attend this school are people who can't get into an actual college. If you go here you are most likely a drug addict or prostitute and will eventually get an STD. The fraternities are widely known for date raping any and every male, female or other (i.e. animal or transgender) that comes within a half mile radius of their house. They are extremely ghetto and at some point you will probably be involved in either a mugging, stabbing, shooting, curb stomp, or all out gang war. Going to this school basically dooms your life into a miserable black hole of poverty, depression and alcoholism.
by Crakron December 08, 2010