by Johndoe30 July 23, 2018
she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really
by malakaloo January 09, 2024
Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
by Bussy.Boy July 27, 2022
by Random Words & Definitions November 04, 2022
The art of eating an exhilarating amount of food or beverage until the point that your stomach is so full that your entire soul goes into a state of being “too shutdown” to move, speak, interact, be kind, etc.
Being too shutdowney can be dangerous and lead to multiple hours wasted on a couch, bed, or other lounging equipment.
We recommend eating non shutdowney foods to prevent yourself from becoming too shutdowney.
Being too shutdowney can be dangerous and lead to multiple hours wasted on a couch, bed, or other lounging equipment.
We recommend eating non shutdowney foods to prevent yourself from becoming too shutdowney.
Patti’s son was too shutdowney to respond to Debbie’s text message about Maria’s Judaism conversion.
by Mr. Sil January 04, 2024
When one lays a brown egg in their pantaloons having basked in the pleasing pressure of an impending bowel movement too long.
Stephen is known to wear three pairs of undergarments because Icarus flew too high while he was grunting and groaning at work.
by THE ACTUAL CLEOPATRA October 26, 2011
a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."
That's why i cage my "hawk too."
by Sloma Jack Clucks December 06, 2024