The Tyler Theorem

Tyler is a common name, dominantly used in English-speaking countries. The Tyler Theorem is the theory that everyone named Tyler eventually turns out to be an asshole. The specific type of asshole can vary, (Liars, idiots, bullies) but the common consensus is they are a combination of stupid and rude. An interesting fact though, that has gone unexplained for quite some time, is that commonly these assholes are part of the LGBT community, and whilst being LGBT isn't bad in of itself, it is rather strange that these Tylers usually are part of it.

The Tyler Theorem, whilst having no explainable cause, has some strong evidence behind its relevance.

by iwuehfiwhfi3w May 27, 2023

Dirty Tyler

When you are get a blow job in the dressing room at the mall while trying on shirts. When you find one you want you cum in her mouth and she spits your load on the dressing room mirror.

I took this girl shopping and she game me a dirty Tyler

by Da Jesus May 28, 2023

tyler j

he looks so awesome but he was in a video naked and looked kinda funny

A: tyler j was naked in a video and i can’t clear if out of my head
B: just kill yourself
A: okay good idea

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

tyler the nonce

Tyler the nonce

Tyler is a old man who pretends to be a kid by using a body suit and fiddles with the kiddies

“Don’t take Tyler to the park! We don’t want another incident
If he’s called Tyler he’s Tyler the nonce

“Don’t take Tyler the nonce to the park! We don’t want another incident with the kids

by SharpShooterLJ July 24, 2018

Tyler Barry

A kid who looks like a chugjug and a blobfish had a retarded transvestite son.

That kid over there looks like a real Tyler Barry. Probably should steer clear of him to avoid getting raped.

by IWillGasYouToo May 26, 2019

Tyler the rapist

A guy who like to fuck all the new girls and force you to sit on his lap till he releases the milk and he loves to Jack off to his moms underwear in his mouth

Oh shit there's tyler the rapist

by yourdaddyjohnny March 6, 2017

tyler tantrum

A fit of bad temper in the style of Steven Tyler.

Rachel, you can't have a tyler tantrum without a sound guy.

by Perfect Stranger May 4, 2006