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I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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19:19

Wow 19:19 let’s do it 20:20
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Person 19

He is the man, the devil himself, the person everyone was to scared to mention. Because if you do, lets just say person 19 knows a lot of people in a lot of places.
Person 1: "Yo person 14, you got me my leaf?"

Person 14: "Yeah jit I got you your fit bro, here ya go."

Person 1: "Where you get this shit anyways?"

Person 14: "I get them from that dude over there, I dont think he willin to sell to you though."

Person 1 : "Who is he?"

Person 14: "Person 19."

Person 1: Yo Person 19 can I some of dat weed?"

Person 19: "S̴͉̕ȧ̶͙y̵͚͝ ̜̎o ̤̂n ̥̊e̴̪͊ ̴͕̈́m ̜̐o̶̟̎r̵̦̒e ̫͠ ̶͚̑w ̧̈́ỏ̴̟ṙ̵͍d̵̪̈́ ͔͛a ̜̽ñ̵͜d̵͔͠ ̙͐y̴̗͝o̵̹͝ü̵͚r ̞̇ ̵̙̍ḇ̴̽l ̘͛o̵̱͗ȯ̵̯d̴̻̏l̴͇͌i ̜́n ͖͘é̴̠ ̵̤̅e̶̦͊n̶͚̅d̶̻͘ṣ̵͝ ̶͖̌h̵͍̚ë̵̫́r̵̲̋e ̰̊.̶̡̑"

Person 1: Holy shit!

Person 14: Yeah I know.
by Idiot_Monke January 19, 2023
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Turning 19 in Poland

When you turn 19 in Poland you serve in the Military. This is a way to say you are looking good or “serving”
wow is that a new dress? you are literally turning 19 in Poland right now
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just turned 19 in Poland

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.
"Did you see Charli XCX at Coachella?"
"Yes b*tch, she just turned 19 in Poland 😍"
by br@t April 14, 2025
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Turning 19 in Poland

Serving. In Poland, when you are 19, you are tested to see if you can serve in the military. When someone tells you that you are turning 19 in Poland, they are saying you are serving.
Person 1: OMG her outfit is so cute.
Person 2: It’s so fye. She’s turning 19 in Poland.
by Chillspritecranberry April 20, 2025
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19 in Poland

Once Polish people turn 19 they serve in the military so it’s a different way to say “you’re serving”
Person A: “OMG GIRL THAT OUTFIT IS SO PRETTY YOU’RE TURNING 19 IN POLAND!!”

Person B: “THANK YIU SO MUCH!!”
by pyr4m1d April 21, 2025
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