This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
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Person 1: "Yo person 14, you got me my leaf?"
Person 14: "Yeah jit I got you your fit bro, here ya go."
Person 1: "Where you get this shit anyways?"
Person 14: "I get them from that dude over there, I dont think he willin to sell to you though."
Person 1 : "Who is he?"
Person 14: "Person 19."
Person 1: Yo Person 19 can I some of dat weed?"
Person 19: "S̴͉̕ȧ̶͙y̵͚͝ ̜̎o ̤̂n ̥̊e̴̪͊ ̴͕̈́m ̜̐o̶̟̎r̵̦̒e ̫͠ ̶͚̑w ̧̈́ỏ̴̟ṙ̵͍d̵̪̈́ ͔͛a ̜̽ñ̵͜d̵͔͠ ̙͐y̴̗͝o̵̹͝ü̵͚r ̞̇ ̵̙̍ḇ̴̽l ̘͛o̵̱͗ȯ̵̯d̴̻̏l̴͇͌i ̜́n ͖͘é̴̠ ̵̤̅e̶̦͊n̶͚̅d̶̻͘ṣ̵͝ ̶͖̌h̵͍̚ë̵̫́r̵̲̋e ̰̊.̶̡̑"
Person 1: Holy shit!
Person 14: Yeah I know.
Person 14: "Yeah jit I got you your fit bro, here ya go."
Person 1: "Where you get this shit anyways?"
Person 14: "I get them from that dude over there, I dont think he willin to sell to you though."
Person 1 : "Who is he?"
Person 14: "Person 19."
Person 1: Yo Person 19 can I some of dat weed?"
Person 19: "S̴͉̕ȧ̶͙y̵͚͝ ̜̎o ̤̂n ̥̊e̴̪͊ ̴͕̈́m ̜̐o̶̟̎r̵̦̒e ̫͠ ̶͚̑w ̧̈́ỏ̴̟ṙ̵͍d̵̪̈́ ͔͛a ̜̽ñ̵͜d̵͔͠ ̙͐y̴̗͝o̵̹͝ü̵͚r ̞̇ ̵̙̍ḇ̴̽l ̘͛o̵̱͗ȯ̵̯d̴̻̏l̴͇͌i ̜́n ͖͘é̴̠ ̵̤̅e̶̦͊n̶͚̅d̶̻͘ṣ̵͝ ̶͖̌h̵͍̚ë̵̫́r̵̲̋e ̰̊.̶̡̑"
Person 1: Holy shit!
Person 14: Yeah I know.
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Person A: “OMG GIRL THAT OUTFIT IS SO PRETTY YOU’RE TURNING 19 IN POLAND!!”
Person B: “THANK YIU SO MUCH!!”
Person B: “THANK YIU SO MUCH!!”
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