Shmonguloid

An exclamation of mental deformation against yourself or another person.

You're freaking shmonguloid

by WaterBottle3000 December 28, 2025

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

by Baby horse September 30, 2013

juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best

Juan Simon is da bomb

by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016

laquanna samone

1. Inspiring a sense of mystery, awe, and fascination.
2. the quality of being great, distinguished, or eminent.
3. having or showing complete and constant support for someone or something.

4. pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically.

LaQuanna Samone is a culture. It's the way we live. It's what we eat, think, & breathe.

#AMysticalFoodExperience , #TheUnicornChef

by The Unicorn Chef December 22, 2016

sweet simone

an amazing wonderful friend who deserves the world rlly understanding and v sweet (as the name suggests) can be passive Aggressive but we forgive her ilyyyyyy

Sweet simone: "David Kim" is a savage

Gracie: YA DAVID
toby:mmk

by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 12, 2017

Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon

"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"

by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017