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Junior squirrel

a junior squirrel is typically being a little shit, annoying, or also could mean stop farting in public. These people tend to be boys, short ones.
Example 1.)
*student farts in class*

*teacher* “you are being such a junior squirrel”

Example 2.)

*barbra* omygosh did you hear what Betty did?

*linda* “no, what did she do?”

*barbara* “she ate my brownies, and I said hey those are for my grandson you junior squirrel.”
by Bella sue September 27, 2018
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squirreling

when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible
brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?

stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022
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squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 16, 2011
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Squirrel

A man who loves to eat pie and gets fucked by an angel of the lord. He is given the name by the King of Hell or his close fans.
Crowley: So, where's Squirrel?
Sam: Don't worry about Dean.
by DeanlikestogetfuckedbyCas February 9, 2021
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The Montenegro Squirrel

The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"
by Saulman500 May 10, 2024
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Squirrel

Squirrel.... like Dave from "Up" probably the award winning "saddest movie" in history
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "
"sees a squirrel" "dave shouts"" SQUIRREL!"
by I...love....frogs. August 10, 2021
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fall squirrel

Burying ones nuts inside a girl
That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!
by Rhoward September 21, 2017
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