Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.

That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.

by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018

Squirrel

A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"

I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.

by KewTy January 29, 2017

squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn

"Isaac has squirrel nipples"

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017

squirrelmenting

The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.

The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.

by Valuablecache October 26, 2019

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

by kvli December 8, 2020

Squirrel

Short for “squirrelfriend.”

Friend A: Goodmorning Squirrel!
Friend B: Omg hey squirlie!

by milisawful December 22, 2020