Southern Social

A family reunion in the south that ends in sex

That southern social left me real sore after my brother joined in.

by ClassieGlass February 11, 2020

Social Wasp

A individual that needs to be a part of every conversation and causes pain to the other members in the discussion. Also known as an attention seeker and won't shut up.

Here comes the social wasp to hurt our conversation and mood. Let's run.

by SnowWings February 18, 2020

social dister

Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.

It takes a lot of sacrifice to leave work and be a social dister.

by drkbi March 13, 2020

Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020

Social Jizzdancing

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.

I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..

by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020

social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020

social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.

*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.

by Pialinist September 8, 2020