Red Gyarados

What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!

Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?

Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.

Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!

Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....

Guy #2: Damn....

by CashMoneyDollaBillz December 11, 2011

Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

by NICKKCOLE August 25, 2013

baby red

alternate name for the color pink

Todd's panties arent pink, their baby red!

by charles george April 2, 2008

Red Sunrise

The act of pounding Red Bull during the pre-game shower prior to a late night/night out.

"I haven't been able to keep my eyes open all evening, I think it's time for a Red Sunrise."

by Dwide Schrude January 5, 2008

c of red

A group of followers wearing red black and yellow symbolizing the Calgary Flames hockey team..the fans of the calgary flames in the stadium many fans wear the jersey regardless of playoffs hence C Of Red

person: lots of calgary fans here

other person: thats why its called the C of Red

by vVvTheJokervVv September 25, 2011

Red Slide

The term given when a man has intercourse with a woman on her menstrul cycl

Bob was so eager to have sex with Sally, he did not mind ridding the red slide.

by ASanchez September 27, 2006

red fisher

Red fisher is a punk band that got it start in the late 80s in the Peg. Their sound was skate rock punk, played at 'all ages' venues as half their fans were 15 year old SK8ers, hated mosh pits despite having 1000+ people beat each other during their sets and anchored their set with the song J-A-B-B-A Jabba the Hut which for some strange reason EVERYONE in the crowd knew all the lyrics and sang along. They played with some of Punk rocks greats like All, the Descendants, SNFU, The Doughboys and Dag Nasty, Sloan (during their early music phase) but never achieved commercial success. The best part about the band was their cover art on their albums which resulted in everyone getting the same tattoo on their right shoulder.

Sam: holy crap my head is bleeding and my shirt is ripped
James: dude! You just saw Red Fisher!

by ATM spajshj January 30, 2015