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China Shits

A severe form of diarrhea that comes from eating Chinese food.
Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.
by NubMonk December 27, 2009
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Reverse Shitting

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.
The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.
by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023
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Shit Trippin

The term used when someone consumes ecstasy and ex-lax and during the peak takes a shit.

As seen on the webcomic Ben Bongin
Ben: I was shit trippin last night.

Buddy: What's that?

Ben: You take ecstasy & ex-Lax, and have the best shit of your life!

Buddy: That is disgusting. I gotta try it.
by JuniorStoner March 3, 2011
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shit squid

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
by derekjaydj October 12, 2019
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Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
by CMaggieS November 29, 2016
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horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
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Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.
Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!
by gw376 December 17, 2012
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