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emo music

emo music = all music ever created, if you think only a certain type of music is emotional you are a dolt.
Ignoramus:"dude, why do you listen to that emo music shit?"

Me:"Do you realize that all music is emotional in one way or another?"

Ignoramus:"Nuh-uh"

Me:"Saying that only certain types of music have emotion in them is like saying that only certain types of human beings breathe."

Ignoramus:"Wow, yea I guess I am pretty fucking stupid."
by PatrickR February 16, 2009
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MERK MUSIC

Music that deals specifically with violent acts towards one individual or a large group of individuals. The music could also be about the author's own violent intentions, feelings or nature in general.
Dr. Dre and Deathrow's "187um" would be coined Merk Music, as it pertains to 187, or homicide in police radio code.
by James Sc. May 30, 2008
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Shitty Music

Wild musical ventures that have not succeeded.
by EatableCrib December 29, 2016
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bubblegum music

A genre of music that started in the 60's and 70's that record companies used to make a quick buck. The songs of bubble gum were usually about love, and had no thinking involved with listening to them, they also had a catchy tune that could be whistled at any particular moment. In todays society bubblegum music is everywhere and almost everything. Sometimes misunderstood for emo music or pop punk or even that mushy rap, i dont know what its called exactly, that hits for a top ten.

many bands use this style to make their music because it so effectively goes right to the top of the charts and gets them money. All they have to do to make one of these blubbery song is to right about what there feeling, most commonly about love and relationships. again not to be mistaken with emo which actually means emotive. Such bands as good charlotte, blink 182, kelly clarkson, hedley, akon, LLCoolJ, avenged sevenfold, and many many more try to squeeze whatever industry there is out their of their pocket change for these awful singles, that rarely ever make it past their first hit (alot of one hit wonders have risen from bubblegum music.
avenged sevenfold isnt emo, its bubblegum core!

shit, this isnt punk, this is just bubblegum, NOFX is loosing its touch

blah, what sellouts, they must be bubblegum

You guys suck, you stupid bubblegum band

shit, look at LLCoolJ, hes all bubblegum

"oh, avenged sevenfold is soo cool i love them!" "No, you suck, theyre bubblegum"

Man, pink floyd has been oversold by bubblegum music!
by Wham November 17, 2005
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country music

A genre of music that greatly appeals to rednecks.

ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw


And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.
Most country music makes me feel suicidal.
by Miranda May 13, 2005
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porno music

Music that can commonly be found in a pornographic video, or heard while having sexual intercourse.
"I know this sounds like porno music, but it's all I got."
Bonafide Lovin' - Chromeo
I'm Still in Love with You - Al Green
Sharing the Night Together - Dr. Hook
Sexy Eyes - Dr. Hook
by D. Jahner October 25, 2008
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Music Porn

Music porn is NOT porn music. There is a difference.

Porn music is music in porn, but MUSIC PORN is music that is it's own type of porn.

You experience extreme pleasure from listening to whatever preferences you have for music porn.

Music porn is different for all. Some like it soft, some like it rough. Some like something with meaning, some stick to simple sounds.

You may or may not get the idea you know how to lip sync, goose bumps, the urge to dance, a music boner, an actual erection, wet, etc.
AJ: Man, Jose sent me a lot of music porn links last night!

Julie: Oh really? What songs were they?
by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014
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