Marcos perdomo

A sexy as mofo with a above (average) sized cock usually from a Spanish decent loved flirting with girls in a rude kind of way

Wow man I wish my dick was as big as marcos perdomo's

by Sexy ass mofo July 3, 2019

Marcos perdomo

Sexy ass mofo with above average dick size ,don't mess around with Marcos Perdomo he will beat you,will flirt with girls ALOT especially in a rude kind of way he's usually tall kind of funny and loved horror movies

Man I wish I was a Marcos perdomo

by Sexy ass mofo July 3, 2019

mario mario

Mario is a man who saves the princess every fucking day AND IS SO TIRED OF IT HE WANTS TO HANG HIM SELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mario Mario oh my hero, your last name is Mario, but how YOUR FIRST NAME IS MARIO >:(

by Mario Mario (Red plumber) July 14, 2019

Mario

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.

Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:

When the sun caress your face,

When the wind embrace you with kindness,

You will know that your existence is precious.

Your hands create pure art,

Your words are the most beautiful passage,

Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.

-"Do you know Mario?"
+"Yeah, someday we will dominate the world."

by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019

Mario

A TSP Faggot

Mario doesn't like to play with his friends

by Large dick wigger April 9, 2019

Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.

Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.

by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019

Marcos

An incredibly hot, talented Spanish actor with an amazing personality. He is a chick magnet as he possesses the ability to look cute whenever he wants. Also, he is able to play football astoundingly well consistently. Recommended to any hot, single girls looking for a partner. This is your ideal "hombre."

Yesterday I was walking down the street and I crossed paths with a Marcos, the most beautiful thing I've seen in forever.

by ElMago July 22, 2019