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Jesse

Jesse not the smartest of the group nor the hottest, but Jesse is a very friendly guy.
Come on, do Jesse man
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Jess Zawadzki

Jess Zawadzki is a bitch
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Jess

literally the definition of cute. triggers that feeling of angry cuteness like when u see a kitten or a lil puppy and u just wanna pet it aggressively for sum reason?? thats Jess h.u
Omg that dress is so Jess‼️‼️
by ivanisdabest February 3, 2022
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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
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Jess

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Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
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Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.
"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"
by thurbermingus August 17, 2022
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