Jacob 

The happiest guy on Earth...

Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)

Jacob by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024

Jacob 

A masculine name derived from the Hebrew name "Ya'aqov", meaning "supplanter" which is most interpreted as one who seizes, circumvents, or upsurps.

Jacob.

Jacob by anonymous March 4, 2024

Jacob 

A FAT LITTLE WANKER

Oh his name is jacob! Hes most definitely a dickhead

Jacob by B1ggeztHayter March 9, 2024

Jacob 

A vey hot stud, who’ll always make you smile.

Jacob pleases all the ladies

Jacob by Fudgednoodle March 20, 2024

Jacob 

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.

Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.

Jacob by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024

Jacob 

A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.

Jacob is a nig...

Jacob by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024

jacob 

the coolest guy ever

man “who was that guy from last night? he was mad cool.”
me “oh yeah that was jacob.”

jacob by meowsquared2 May 12, 2024