human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass

Wow that girl is into being a human bird house

by The tricycle May 8, 2018

Human Fire Extingusher

When a midget dresses up in a red outfit and foams out the mouth due to drinking too much alka-seltzer.

"For halloween im dressing up as a Human Fire Extingusher"

by Trolljr October 30, 2011

Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack

“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend

by SergeantS April 26, 2023

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

Human Fall Flat

A game of puzzles and parkour were you play as a partially ragdoll like character (usually with other people) and you bully your friends with it too and lose those friends to go with it

Harry - Lets play some Human Fall Flat
George - Okay
10 minutes later
Harry - I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID ASS HOE ASS BITCH
George - NO I'M GONNA GET A HITMAN OFF THE DARK WEB AND KILL MYSELF AHHHHH

by Duckyleg April 9, 2020

Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dementional binary scale onto regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded inbalace -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" is acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imblance, it would have to fail. So additional continuous highly sklled efforts to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are done in basically only two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok not to question, prove, or disprove and thus accept. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up ways are continuously done and the fool is fooled over and over.

See also: Real Up Human

John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive, hide, and maintain his fucked up existance.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

Human Nature-Hood

The state of being chronically late for everything (practices, etc.) and not being able to change it.

This is human nature-hood!! You need to be able to get outta bed on time! You do this over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

by Jagbag!! October 7, 2010