Ghetto-itus

When someone doesn't know what a word means. Or when girls are being blonde.

Brooke is so ghetto-itus.

by Camp Gut Busters August 31, 2006

ghetto potomac

The part of Potomac where houses may sell for a million dollars but they aren't mansions. The part of Potomac where not all houses have at least 3 car garages. The part of Potomac that includes Beverly Farms Elementary. The part of Potomac where there are no rich-ass jappy bitches and preppy jocks. The chill part of Potomac.

Potomac Girl: O-M-G. I just crashed my brand new BMW Z3 convertable.
Ghetto Potomac Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, can I give you a ride home in my used station wagon?
PG: Does it have a rockin stereo system and leather seat warmers?
GPG: Uh, no, sorry.
PG: Well, I don't think that my 24-hour security personel would even let a car like that near my gated neighborhood.

by BeverlyFarmers September 25, 2005

ghetto bow

The floret comprised of single dollar bills that is pinned to a young (usually African American) girl's shirt on her birthday. The dollar bills are given to her throughout the day as gifts from her friends, and added to the "bow." If she is well loved, she will have a nice sized "ghetto bow" at the end of the night.

"Lakeisha will be able to get her nails did with the money she got from her birthday ghetto bow."

by Burgundy September 1, 2007

Ghetto Tagalongs

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.

"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...

by MuchMasterMunchie October 5, 2009

ghetto scrape

when you're too cheap to buy a $1 ice scraper for your car so you use a CD or any other item to scrape just enough ice off to see out the front window.

Your mom get scared riding with me to the hotel when my lazy ass only makes a 6 inch wide ghetto scrape.

It was too damn cold out to scrape the window right so I did a ghetto scrape and got a neck cramp driving to work looking through the tiny patch I scraped.

by TJ5656 November 10, 2009

ghetto harpy

Trashy ghetto girl prone to loud screeching fights in public places with her friends and baby daddies. Often, but not necessarily black.

We had to call the cops, as the ghetto harpy was having another fight with her baby daddy in the front yard.

by HoaxesCroaxes March 31, 2011

Ghetto-rettes

Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.

We were having a delightful chat about the housing market. Then she Ghetto-rettes me with "yamean".

by Macho215 April 22, 2009