I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010

National Give Owen Head Day

That one day of the year where someone with big titties gotta give some dude named Owen head.
It is on February 11th.

Owen: Guess what day it is?
Big Titty Babe: Aw hell naw not this shit again I guess I gotta do it tho.
Owen: Thats right, it’s National Give Owen Head Day.

by Joseph Mamá February 10, 2022

I don't give a holy fuck

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.

Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster

Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.

by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018

ur rubber ducky give sucky

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.

Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

by Because we're retarded August 29, 2018

Give your crush a kiss day

Give your a crush when you see this

Me: kisses crush
Crush: WTF

Me: it’s give your crush a kiss day
Crush: oh ok keep going

by Simp hub September 06, 2021

never gonna give you up

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ is never gonna give you up link

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 19, 2022

When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

by [The Creator] January 30, 2008