Ghetto-itus

When someone doesn't know what a word means. Or when girls are being blonde.

Brooke is so ghetto-itus.

by Camp Gut Busters September 01, 2006

ghetto potomac

The part of Potomac where houses may sell for a million dollars but they aren't mansions. The part of Potomac where not all houses have at least 3 car garages. The part of Potomac that includes Beverly Farms Elementary. The part of Potomac where there are no rich-ass jappy bitches and preppy jocks. The chill part of Potomac.

Potomac Girl: O-M-G. I just crashed my brand new BMW Z3 convertable.
Ghetto Potomac Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, can I give you a ride home in my used station wagon?
PG: Does it have a rockin stereo system and leather seat warmers?
GPG: Uh, no, sorry.
PG: Well, I don't think that my 24-hour security personel would even let a car like that near my gated neighborhood.

by BeverlyFarmers September 12, 2005

ghetto bow

The floret comprised of single dollar bills that is pinned to a young (usually African American) girl's shirt on her birthday. The dollar bills are given to her throughout the day as gifts from her friends, and added to the "bow." If she is well loved, she will have a nice sized "ghetto bow" at the end of the night.

"Lakeisha will be able to get her nails did with the money she got from her birthday ghetto bow."

by Burgundy August 26, 2007

Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.

Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story

by Wacky Guy February 03, 2012

Ghetto-grit

the unconquerable spirit of the ghetto that allows for creative juices to flow

Ghetto-grit got me bustin dis mo'

by the parsh January 31, 2003

Ghetto Tagalongs

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.

"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...

by MuchMasterMunchie October 05, 2009

ghetto hole

A small hole, usually between 1/4" and 1/2" in diameter, intentionally placed in the floorboard of a vehicle so that it's occupant(s) may dispose of illicit narcotics in the event of getting "rolled" or pulled over by the police.

That tweaker 's car probably has a fuckin' ghetto hole in it!

by 94caprice February 05, 2017