turkey fist

When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.

Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!

by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017

Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.

Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists

by The MTS lads November 15, 2017

swizzle fist

When someone, usually a repair person or utility worker, is causing seemingly intentional delay of a plan or schedule. Similar to being "jerked around" or "led on". More common usages: swizzle fisted, swizzle fisting

The swizzle fisting repair guy hasn't shown up yet but it was supposed to be done yesterday!

by amomsoiknow November 26, 2017

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

mage fist

A sex act: To dip your hand in glitter and insert into an agreed upon orifice in your partner

Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler

by Syx the Mighty March 2, 2018

Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.

OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.

by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018

gold fisting

Talking about how great you are while rubbing it in someone's face. Usually gold fisters are also hypocrites and get a lot of hate. They are usually an all around dumbass and douchebag.

Person 1: Man, that guy was calling me a weeb.
Person 2: Don't worry, we all hate him. He was just gold fisting.

by NightlyDisaster July 6, 2016