hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

chain fist bump

when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.

James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?

Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.

by AmbyMT December 6, 2010

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Fist in mouth

to do something stupid, that is almost impossible to do

he put his fist in mouth when he asked that high class girl out on a date

by fanforfan May 3, 2024

Fist a Gypsy

To create and print a model for a 3d printer instead of purchasing an item instead

£1.99 for a can opener - Fist a Gypsy and BOOM!

by GYPSY3d September 24, 2021

fist to belly bump

Similar to a fist to fist bump, however one person uses their fist to lightly tap the other person's belly.

It would market yourself as a weirdo if you fist to belly bump a stranger

by Pancake.boo April 27, 2017

feet fisting

The act of firsting someone with your feet

Feet fisting has to hurt because it's so far up the ass

by niggaqueef38 August 27, 2023