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A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
Get the horizontal shit mug.A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.
I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.
by senorjay November 8, 2012
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Get the Godzilla Shit mug.The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
Get the shits in suits mug.When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"
"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
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