Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020
Get the Evaningmug. by rach4realz December 12, 2018
Get the Evanmug. The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)
by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears
by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.
by VamPLorDyT June 13, 2023
Get the Evanmug. Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.
by Pp master :P January 22, 2024
Get the Evanmug. Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw
Evan(redefined) is a mega munch
by evanisamouse February 11, 2023
Get the Evan(redefined)mug.