Sparkling cookie Is so cheesy!
by ..Herb_Cookie November 20, 2021
judies cookies are the most splendid cookies in the world; not to be mistaken for lorens cookies, judies are smokin hot, especially when they jiggle around in their space
by janejon1234 September 06, 2021
In the movie School of Rock, Jack Black’s character, Dewey Finn, was a cookie mouse because he mooched off his roommate, Ned for free rent
by MinDATucker March 23, 2022
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by Whiskey 6ix July 03, 2021
A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch March 12, 2012