Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

holy bong rip

When you use holy water for your bong water and take a fat rip.

Did you see Jason take that holy bong rip?

by anonymous June 22, 2021

Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.

Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

bong joon-hoe

Someone who likes filmmaker Bong Joon-ho mainly for his good looks, rather than his films.

parasite was good, but i only watched it because i’m a bong joon-hoe. the guy behind the camera is so hot!

by rubella hogshead April 28, 2025

Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

Bong

A type of rock climbing piton. The bong is much larger than a normal piton and thus can be hammered into wider cracks. Extremely rare since the development of clean climbing.

“I went to the climbing museum and saw RURPs, bongs, and a whillans sit harness!”

by GayClimber March 18, 2025

Bong Chou

A chinease cool word.

I like bong chou

by C00L DUD3 May 13, 2019