Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =
by J Beltsum October 28, 2023

A LONG block of writing someone sends you in a text message -- usually very emotional, when freaking out.
Dude, this chick is crazy -- she's blowing up my phone wit htexts, just sent me a BRICK like 5 pages long.
by Colt 40 Feinberg May 15, 2016

"Brick Style" is when someone takes a shit so excruciating and painful, it sounds like they are shitting out a Masonry Brick.
Person 1:"OH GOD JESUS PLEASE HELP ME, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PLEASE SAVE ME!"
Person 2: "Why is he being so loud?"
Person 3: "He's taking a shit. Brick Style."
Person 2: "Oh god"
Person 2: "Why is he being so loud?"
Person 3: "He's taking a shit. Brick Style."
Person 2: "Oh god"
by breakfastskillet June 4, 2022

by Woobaccbaby May 15, 2020

by YEEHAWBRIDGES April 10, 2024
