Apple Turnover

Where one of the female gender straddles a man’s neck enjoying the vibrations of his Adams apple while he happily hums sings or whale calls

Hey Luv Let me give you an apple turnover…

by Bumblebeesadventures March 27, 2023

Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Apple Shits

A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.

A: "Hey granny, we totally tricked you!"
B: "Oh you youngerns, I got the apple shits..."

by The Unnamed Victim June 17, 2010

cheesy apple

cheese + apple = schnack

Can you please get me a cheesy apple said billy. Everyone left billy though. Because he liked cheesy apples.

by Cheesyapple November 20, 2021

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 11, 2018

Apple Kisses

When two people eat an apple (Usually a Pink Lady) and kiss afterwards.
The popularity comes from the sweetening effect the apple has on both parties lips, as well as freshening of the breath.

"Do you fancy a Pink Lady babe, ready for some Apple Kisses?"
"Oh my god we had apple kisses it was so romantic!"
"He tasted so good when we apple kissed."

by Surrealisms December 17, 2019

Apple Muncher

Someone who stupidly spends their whole paycheck investing into a iphone hoping to enhance their appearance on social media. (Term for Iphone users)

"Bruh that boy William just dropped 1100 on a iphone what a apple muncher"

"Did you see Steve's new iphone what a apple muncher."

by Hepa(titus) December 3, 2018