husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.

“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”

by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022

Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.

“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”

“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”

by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Boyfriend

"Boyfriend" is a short person with blue hair who can't speak english but is best at rapping. Hatsune Miku, The most Popular and well-known Vocaloid is believed to be his sister because of the blue hair and how they are good at singing. He also has a Girlfriend named "Girlfriend" who he simps for a lot and is also gay for a orange haired guy who has two guns.

Person: That's why 'yo shoes raggedy
Boyfriend: Beep boop beep (Translation: That's why 'yo momma dead)
Person:

by Idiot Simp May 19, 2021

best boyfriend

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.

Friend 1: Who’s the best boyfriend?
Friend 2: Adam of course! :3

by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023

weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016